Hmm this guy is onto something

[mattzj98]

Denver: The manliest, drunkest, business-iest, happiest, safe-sex-having-ist city in America (http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2009/07/denver_the_manleist_drunkest_business-iest_happiest_safe-sex-having-ist_city_in_america.php)


http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2009/07/denver_the_manleist_drunkest_business-iest_happiest_safe-sex-having-ist_city_in_america.php (http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2009/07/denver_the_manleist_drunkest_business-iest_happiest_safe-sex-having-ist_city_in_america.php)

[mattzj98]

Found this while killing time after work..

[Heather]

:lmao:

[mattzj98]

did you read it all? it makes sense lmao

[Rob]

So what is mountain-bilking? Is that committing fraud during one of those important business deal-making sessions on a mountain bike?

[Chris]

"We're young, we're happy, we're single, we're ****-faced, we're well-protected, we're healthy, we have better-than-adequate access to capital, we take what need and we use what we take."

Gee, so much doesn't apply to me. :eek:

[Rob]

Gee, so much doesn't apply to me.

:lmao: Hey, two out of nine isn't bad. :thumb:

[Brody]

Yeah....I am kinda in the Chris and Rob 'two out of ten' thing...

And I have to say that I sorta doubt where this guy is coming from as he is writing it from 16,000 feet in Colorado. That happens to be a feat all in itself.....Reads like a worse than normal Maxim piece..and those are pathetic to begin with....Shows my age, I guess. Been awhile since A) I was with someone that I felt I needed a condom with and B) It has been a real long time since I filled up a trashcan with them...if ever. This guy must hang with some rank company....Probably gets real busy once he gets the grocery cart full of worldy goods out of the way...

[Popsgarage]

Amen Chris, Rob and Pete!!!

[RockyMtnHigh]

And I have to say that I sorta doubt where this guy is coming from as he is writing it from 16,000 feet in Colorado. That happens to be a feat all in itself.....Reads like a worse than normal Maxim piece..and those are pathetic to begin with....Shows my age, I guess. Been awhile since A) I was with someone that I felt I needed a condom with and B) It has been a real long time since I filled up a trashcan with them...if ever. This guy must hang with some rank company....Probably gets real busy once he gets the grocery cart full of worldy goods out of the way...

Pete most of that article was written in jest based off the articles written by CNBC, Forbes, The Denver Post, Outside Magazine, Combos and the Denver Business Journal. It's not his views so much as it is the view everyone else has of this city, he even states that in the article. If you didn't get that straight off, you can click the hyper linked (blue text) which will explain it more in separate articles.

[Funrover]

"I'm Sexy and I know it" followed by "Shots" hhahaahahaha

[Brody]

Pete most of that article was written in jest based off the articles written by CNBC, Forbes, The Denver Post, Outside Magazine, Combos and the Denver Business Journal.

What can I say? I miss humor a lot, even my own attempts at it....

[mattzj98]

I thought it was sarcastic and funny myself. But maybe because I get sarcastic , I see things that way too lol

[Heather]

I thought it was sarcastic and funny myself. But maybe because I get sarcastic , I see things that way too lol
x2 Love it.

[Brody]

Have to admit that there are more stupid people writing stupid **** and more stupid people talking stupid **** (on the radio and TV) than there are smart people writing or talking. Sad sign of the times, I guess. I immediately lumped this guy into the stupid people writing stupid **** category and didn't read much more than the first paragraph or so for that reason.

[SCRubicon]

I didn't bother reading the article because I could only half agree with one of the things in the title. :lmao:

[Pathrat]

You missed out Steve. There is some quality sarcasm in this one, despite the typos and limited vocabulary. I liked it.