Tom
December 15th, 2013, 09:44 AM
I didn't collect these. A friend sent them. Some are funny.
No matter how big or how bad you are, if a two year old hands you a phone,
you'll answer it.
A pixel is a terrible thing to waste.
You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient,
you will be elected to public office
If a man speaks in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong ?
Give a man a password, he'll log in for a day.
Teach him to code, and he will hack his way in...
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness
you like.
It isn't easy being the parent of a six-year-old. However, it's a pretty small price
to pay for having somebody around the house who understands computers.
I read TFA and all I got was this lousy cookie
Yeah I broke it. But I have Duck tape so its ok.
I'm so fast, when I turn off the light, i'm in bed before the room gets dark
Save the Earth! Collect the entire set!
Whoever said: 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' hasn't been putting his
bird into the right bush!
Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic
There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
Brute force - if it doesn't work, you're just not using enough
Always remember, whenever you declare someone the dumbest person on Earth, someone
else will stare at their screen intently, cross their arms and say ‘Challenge
accepted’.
If you fall, I'll be there. -- floor
(You can always rely on gravity to bring you down.)
Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are
dumber than that. - George Carlin
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
[regarding privacy]
"Nail that sticks out gets hammered in." - attributed as Japanese proverb
No left turn unstoned
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions
I was promised a flying car. Where is my flying car?
The US Constitution isn't perfect, but it's a lot better than what we have now.
No matter how big or how bad you are, if a two year old hands you a phone,
you'll answer it.
A pixel is a terrible thing to waste.
You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient,
you will be elected to public office
If a man speaks in the forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong ?
Give a man a password, he'll log in for a day.
Teach him to code, and he will hack his way in...
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness
you like.
It isn't easy being the parent of a six-year-old. However, it's a pretty small price
to pay for having somebody around the house who understands computers.
I read TFA and all I got was this lousy cookie
Yeah I broke it. But I have Duck tape so its ok.
I'm so fast, when I turn off the light, i'm in bed before the room gets dark
Save the Earth! Collect the entire set!
Whoever said: 'A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush' hasn't been putting his
bird into the right bush!
Understanding the scope of the problem is the first step on the path to true panic
There are two types of people in the world: Those who crave closure
Brute force - if it doesn't work, you're just not using enough
Always remember, whenever you declare someone the dumbest person on Earth, someone
else will stare at their screen intently, cross their arms and say ‘Challenge
accepted’.
If you fall, I'll be there. -- floor
(You can always rely on gravity to bring you down.)
Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are
dumber than that. - George Carlin
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
[regarding privacy]
"Nail that sticks out gets hammered in." - attributed as Japanese proverb
No left turn unstoned
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions
I was promised a flying car. Where is my flying car?
The US Constitution isn't perfect, but it's a lot better than what we have now.