Funrover
January 16th, 2009, 12:00 AM
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville , Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more -
"Can you give me some more details about this job opening?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford , Mississippi . That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh, is that where the job is?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"
Interested he goes to learn more -
"Can you give me some more details about this job opening?" he asks the guy behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination.
There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford , Mississippi . That's about 620 miles from here."
"Oh, is that where the job is?" "No sir - that's where the end of the line is!"