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SCRubicon
April 6th, 2009, 06:37 PM
I'm posting it up for the people (including me) who are feeling the effects of aging as the years go by...:D


The secret to long life...



A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"



"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all.."



"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"



"Thirty-four," she replied.

Chris
April 6th, 2009, 06:45 PM
:lol: Thanks for the laugh!

I needed it after doing my taxes today. :mad:

Brody
April 6th, 2009, 06:52 PM
I see Chis and I are suffering the effects of 20+ years more of this philosophy...If the lady looked old at 34, no wonder we are showing a bit of wear and tear/rode hard put away wet stuff...

Wait a minute...what did I just say? Chris and I live a rather priest like existence...always have, always will, brothers and sister...always, always, always....


And we never ever tell tall tales...

Pathrat
April 6th, 2009, 08:52 PM
Good one Steve, thanks!