Some people are like slinkys.

[Andrew]

Totally useless but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

[Andrew]

In light of the rising frequency of human -- grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.

"We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear droppings have little bells and smell like pepper."

[WINKY]

:lol:

[Funrover]

:lol::lol:

[Smash]

:lol:

Always funny.

[Andrew]

A Fire Fighter was working on the Fire Engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little Ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a fire fighter's helmet and her dog and cat were pulling her rig.

The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck”, the fire fighter said with admiration.

“Thank You”, replied the girl.

The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed that the girl had tied a rope from her wagon to her dog's collar and had a smaller rope tied to the cat's testicles.

“Little Partner”, the fire fighter said, “I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that small rope to the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.”

The little girl thought for a moment and said, “You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.”

[Funrover]

ROFLMAO!

[Andrew]

Don was so excited to be going bear hunting. He spotted a small Brown Bear in the woods and shot it. Then there was a tap on his shoulder, he turned around to see a big Black Bear. The Black Bear said, 'Don, you've got two choices, either I maul you to death or we have sex.' Don decided to bend over.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks Don soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the Black Bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge Grizzly Bear was standing right next to him. The Grizzly said, 'That was a huge mistake Don. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death, or we have rough sex.' Again, Don thought it was better to comply.

Although he survived, it took several months before Don finally recovered. Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the Grizzly and shot it. He felt the sweet taste of revenge. But then there was a tap on his shoulder. Don turned round to find a giant Polar Bear standing there.

The Polar Bear said, 'Admit it Don, you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?'

[WINKY]

the fire truck one ....OMFG THAT IS GOOD!!!!!!

[WINKY]

the bear one is crazy too..!!!! LMAO

[Funrover]

LMAO!

[Even 11]

So a guy is getting fed up with his wife saying he loves his dog more than her. So he works out an experiment to test who is really "Man's best friend"

He takes his wife and dog out to the garage, pushes them in the trunk of his car and locks them in.

He waits three hours before he lets them out, and guess which one is happy to see him when he opens the trunk!!

:D:lol::clap::2thumbs:

[WINKY]

:lol::bow: