Uh....

[Smash]

Karla just announced, loudly: "I know what's missing in my life. I need a houseplant."




uh....






I think I'm going to go make her a drink.

[Funrover]

So get her a plant already..LOL.. and then feed her the liquior

[cfr]

Karla just announced, loudly: "I know what's missing in my life. I need a houseplant."

Careful... next it'll be kids. :)

[Chris]

Karla just announced, loudly: "I know what's missing in my life. I need a houseplant."

Be grateful for such easy to meet needs. ;)

[Smash]

LOL you guys are killin' me!!!! Roflmao!!!

[billsbar]

usually it goes something like this

houseplant

cat

OH we need a puppy

damn we need another puppy so puppy#1 now a doggy has some one to play with

Why the hell did YOU get two dogs, do you really expect me to keep the house clean with those two ??

we want children don't we ( what ever you do do not answer this question she will use it against you either way you answer it.

we now have a child, this is great

the "child" is growing up so fast I want a baby

wow a new baby and a toddler what more could I ask for

it's about time you got home, "your F*#cking dogs# chewed up the patio furniture and your oldest painted the carpet and wall and your youngest with the paint it found in the basement

I'm calling because your child will not listen to me I told him/her to go to his/her room and he/she gave me the finger. You better get home and take care of this before I kill him/her.


Sooooo you going to get her that house plant?

[Chris]

:lol: Now you've got him scared Bill. The rest of us were being subtle.

It comes down to this Smash, build the truck now!

[Funrover]

usually it goes something like this

houseplant

cat

OH we need a puppy

damn we need another puppy so puppy#1 now a doggy has some one to play with

Why the hell did YOU get two dogs, do you really expect me to keep the house clean with those two ??

we want children don't we ( what ever you do do not answer this question she will use it against you either way you answer it.

we now have a child, this is great

the "child" is growing up so fast I want a baby

wow a new baby and a toddler what more could I ask for

it's about time you got home, "your F*#cking dogs# chewed up the patio furniture and your oldest painted the carpet and wall and your youngest with the paint it found in the basement

I'm calling because your child will not listen to me I told him/her to go to his/her room and he/her gave me the finger. You better get home and take care of this before I kill him/her.


Sooooo you going to get her that house plant?

:lol::lol:

[Mporter]

So get her a plant already..LOL.. and then feed her the liquior

or feed the PLANT the liquor....then it'll die and just say "oh honey....you just don't have a green thumb..."

[transplant87]

or feed the PLANT the liquor....then it'll die and just say "oh honey....you just don't have a green thumb..."
some plants like beer. we had a rose bush that would die if we put water on it but would grow like crazy if we put beer on it

[Smash]

Haha, I read all these to you and we about pissed ourselves laughing.

Haha, karla: "I don't wanting ******* kid! They are cute, but annoying and gross. We have 2 dogs and 2 cats, what more do we need? Oh I know, I worked at that pothead's house yesterday. Made me want a house plant."

No guys. Not that kind of plant. LOL


Karla: "I could get us a love fern. (Laughs hysterically) just kidding!!"

Roflmao!

[Mporter]

Contact highs going on there!

"love fern" = marijuana?

Haha just messin

[transplant87]

lmao:D

[billsbar]

lol I guess the "biological clock" hasn't started ticking yet













it will






:p


:lol:

[Smash]

Lol, she's an ex smoker, I never much cared for it (but yes I inhaled).

Neither of us seem to have a biological clock. Works for me!