Truck Nuts

[Zatticus]

What do you guys think about truck nuts?
I'm thinkin about getting some of the big 8inch ones for my little truck
:)

[Chris]

I think that would get you banned.

I wonder if I can find that old thread?

[scout man]

I am sure Brody will have something to say on this subject, so I am going to choose to refrain my opinions and just watch and enjoy :D







But I would be willing to bet I agree 100% with him

[Pathrat]

I carry scalpels in the back of my truck. Castration comes to mind. Really. Please reconsider :) And this is what I would tell my 18 year old son.

[Rob]

I carry scalpels in the back of my truck.

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Can you do something about my big, crooked nose next time we're on a run together? You carve and Pete can sew it up. :eek:

[Zatticus]

Hahah,
I found some "Bull Balls" on there
They weigh 53lbs/

They've got to be HUGE
D;

I don't know why you would want them on your truck.
ahah

[Pathrat]

Zatticus, please understand that a few of us, on rare occasion, will hijack a thread. We don't mean to be rude, but if we don't speak up in the moment, we will forget what we were going to say!

OldRob- I can absolutely cut, just can't put anything back together...Brody is surely the go to suture guy! I will provide the suture kit with a nice small needle.

[Zatticus]

haha, It's alright.
:)

I understand

It is a forum site,
So Hijacks are inevitable.
At least there are no trolls here,
:D

[Pathrat]

haha, It's alright.
:)

I understand

It is a forum site,
So Hijacks are inevitable.
At least there are no trolls here,
:D

:lmao: Trolls have a way of disappearing real quick. Ask Brody.

[Zatticus]

I thought they would on a site like this.

On any site really.
;p

[Haku]

You are only allowed to have truck nuts if yours are also hanging next to them. Kindly keep your trucks balls tucked in, as its indecent to just leave them flapping around.:D

JH

p.s. I really do hate them...never understood why someone made them in the first place, and really really don't understand why anyone would want them.

[Zatticus]

Aahahahah.

My aunts ex-boyfriend from a long time ago got some, and he had a big F250
For some reason I thought they seemed to fit perfectly on his truck.
I think with the right trucks they could look alright.
but usually, they look pretty uh,
dumb

[Pathrat]

and really really don't understand why anyone would want them.

Well Haku, why not just flat out tell the young man here that he is a total retard for even thinking about such a purchase.

[Haku]

Aahahahah.

My aunts ex-boyfriend from a long time ago got some, and he had a big F250
For some reason I thought they seemed to fit perfectly on his truck.
I think with the right trucks they could look alright.
but usually, they look pretty uh,
dumb


No.........just..........No. No no no.

Carry on.

JH

[Haku]

Well Haku, why not just flat out tell the young man here that he is a total retard for even thinking about such a purchase.

umm.......ok. You joking? I hope so, because I wasn't meaning to imply anything beyond me being stumped as to why anyone would want these?

JH

[Zatticus]

hahah, I wasn't serious about buying them.

Look at the size of my truck.
They would probably just drag on the ground.

ahhhaha
;p

[WINKY]

surprised pete hasnt hammered this one down yet with another depressing metaphor........ LOL

[MelloYello]

Those fake nut sacks are LAME unless you are trying to look LAME, then go for it.

[Rob]

Zatticus, please understand that a few of us, on rare occasion, will hijack a thread. We don't mean to be rude, but if we don't speak up in the moment, we will forget what we were going to say!

Path, you crack me up! "On rare occasion," she says. The queen of understatement. :lmao:


OldRob- I can absolutely cut, just can't put anything back together...Brody is surely the go to suture guy! I will provide the suture kit with a nice small needle.

Let's do it. So long as I'm still a handsome rascal when you're done. :smokin:

[WINKY]

I think that would get you banned.

I wonder if I can find that old thread?


as much as i dont like truck nuts either why would this cause one to be banned?:confused: or were you joking?

[Brody]

surprised pete hasnt hammered this one down yet with another depressing metaphor........ LOL

Me?

The worst part about the whole truck nuts/bull balls thing is that the guys who make and sell these probably laugh like banshees when the money keeps coming into the bank and have for years....I always look at it as some sort of rather sad statement on the part of the truck owner...and not the kind of thing you would necessarily want to advertise, either. Kinda like wearing a huge pink dunce hat that said "owner IQ ZIP" and walking around in public...

[Zatticus]

hahhahah, thats an awesome way of putting it pete.
;p
win.

But it can't be much different than the guys that drive porsches lambos and ferraris can it?

[JeffX]

Hahah,
I found some "Bull Balls" on there
They weigh 53lbs/

They've got to be HUGE
D;

I don't know why you would want them on your truck.
ahah

Hey, my rear suspension is about 3/4" to tall. Can you send me a link to this?

.

[Zatticus]

hahaha, Yeah
http://nutsfortrucks.com/store/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=18&products_id=102

I'm not sure if they actually weigh 53lbs
But the shipping weight is that much.
So they have to be close.
;p

[CR]

Ha Ha Ha :lmao: I say go for it Zach..
If nothing else, at least just to piss off all the old people.:D

[Zatticus]

Hhahahahahah.
;p
Old people. They get angry often.
>.<

[Andrew]

I came into this thread thinking about:

http://www.qbfastenersonline.com.au/images/stainless-steel-hex-nuts.jpeg

And then I realized I was horribly, horribly wrong.

[scout man]

They would probably just drag on the ground.

:eek::eek: Not a place i want to have road rash!!!!! :erm: :lmao:

[Zatticus]

ahahahah.
Very much wrong you were sir.


And not a good place for road rash, at all.
D;

[Warrlord]

Just keep the nuts in your pants where they belong ;)

[Mporter]

I came into this thread thinking about:

http://www.qbfastenersonline.com.au/images/stainless-steel-hex-nuts.jpeg

And then I realized I was horribly, horribly wrong.

Same here, but that's because I've been seeing all of his other threads about "how to ____" and "fixing ___" so I guess I was lead astray!

[SubaCool]

Ha Ha Ha I say go for it Zach..
So, if he gets stuck, we'll know where to hook up the tow straps :D

[Zatticus]

:O

If my truck had some nuts. He wouldn't want to be pulled by them.
D;

[Brody]

I came into this thread thinking about:

http://www.qbfastenersonline.com.au/images/stainless-steel-hex-nuts.jpeg

And then I realized I was horribly, horribly wrong.

Nice to know that you weren't eyeballing them for your rig like Zach was doing....I simply didn't have the heart to tell him that they also come in chrome...That probably would have him rushing out to buy some...:lmao::lmao::lmao:

[Zatticus]

They have them in gold chrome as well.
ahah.
;p

[Brody]

Nice to know that you weren't eyeballing them for your rig like Zach was doing....I simply didn't have the heart to tell him that they also come in chrome...That probably would have him rushing out to buy some...:lmao::lmao::lmao:

Having grown up on a farm, I wanted some bull balls on the back of mine, I am really going to make a statement and toss some real ones on there (and spend at least one day driving around Boulder..)..and to think that we actually used to throw these to the pigs....damn... :D

[Zatticus]

hahahahahah.

I would REALLY enjoy laughing, incredibly hard, at that.

[Chris]

I thought growing up on the farm you'd hang cowbells

[Brody]

I thought growing up on the farm you'd hang cowbells

And clip bulls, and straighten out breech births in cows (one of the more memorable experiences that I have had...up to my elbows, literally...) slaughter and butcher pigs, yada, yada...very few cowbells...

[Zatticus]

My fevers not going away unless I get some more cowbell,
:|

[southpaws3]

not to disrespect you or the rig.. your a man there for you have them, you built the truc to represent you. don't let some plastic shining things that cost you ? much money represent you both . But what do i know i'm just a medic--i do like the casturation thing though --- ssssuuuuurrrrreee go for it!

[Hypoid]

My fevers not going away unless I get some more cowbell,
:|
I don't know about cowbell, but there's more shiny stuff on this site: http://kalecoauto.com/

They have a link to a write up on Violent Bass Air. It's pretty heady stuff, I barely got past the first post.

[Hypoid]

Oh lookey! You can even get some brass balls: http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=4

[Rob]

I don't know about cowbell, but there's more shiny stuff on this site: http://kalecoauto.com/

They have a link to a write up on Violent Bass Air. It's pretty heady stuff, I barely got past the first post.

I'll never buy from that site again. I ordered a Johnson rod and they sent a Kuneutson valve instead. I recently recalcified the Kuneutson valve on the 40, but the Johnson rod has been limp since I bought it.

The Johnson rod
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[dr350jja]

Just keep the nuts in your pants where they belong ;)

makes me think of "vehicle indecent exposure". wonder if the truck can get locked-up for that?